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pick me out a hat!

A goofball comment directed at a person picking their nose to let them know they’ve been spotted.
Hey man, why don’t you pick me out a hat!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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Unassisted hat trick

With his girlfriend out of town for the day, Timmy jerked off three times to YouPorn all in one day, netting an impressive unassisted hat trick.
by luckytucky August 11, 2010
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hats and heels club

When a guy and a girl have sex, and the girl is wearing high heels, and the guy is wearing a baseball cap. Much hotter than run of the mill naked sex.
Jackie and I joined the hats and heels club last night.
by ramma jamma August 24, 2008
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war themed hat simulator

A joke about Team Fortress 2 and it's overabundance of hats.
Haha funny war themed hat simulator haha funny joke
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keep it under one's hat

Keep something a secret.

There are four origins of this idiom (I GUARANTEE IT):

- English archers protected their bows by putting the strings on their heads under their helmets;
- “keep it under our hat” was mentioned in 1982 in periodical "Gleanings in Bee Culture";
- President Abraham Lincoln's stove pipe hat, where he kept important papers;
- the ceremonial swordbearer of the Lord Mayor of London (can be dated to 1420), who keeps the key to the Lord Mayor’s seal of office in a special pocket in his hat.
-keep it under one's hat-

Joey: All right, what else?
Chandler: Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes…

Joey: Which we're still keeping under our hats!
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My hat's off to you

To take (one's) hat off (to someone) is an idiom that means "To respect, admire, or congratulate someone." Often heard as, "Hat's off to you!"
"You completed the marathon? My hat's off to you!"
by D. Moriarty November 14, 2013
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Get Your Hat Blown

To receive oral sex.

Coined by Jonathan Ross’s considerably less famous brother Paul when describing a rather non-PC advert from the 1980’s.
‘I had to buy the other half a new bottle of perfume last week!’
‘So you could Get your hat blown?
Exactly! She wouldn’t do it for free!’
by CF Enterprises November 17, 2020
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