gay goggles

To look at something from a gay person's point of view.

Wife: "I saw you staring at that woman."

Husband: "I wasn't staring, I had my gay goggles on. Did you see how bad her makeup was?"

by jarrhead June 7, 2011

Gay Oyster

A "gay oyster" is another name for a jello shot, which are commonly served at gay bars. Since these jello shots are served in single-serving plastic cups with lids, consuming one is like eating an oyster. You open the lid, loosen the shot from the cup with a finger, and then slurp it down. When a gay oyster is combined with champagne, it is called a royal oyster.

Barb had her first gay oyster at the gay bar in Seattle.

by writerpunk August 10, 2016

gay ghosting

When a singer in your band makes hoos and ahhs that doesn't harmonize with the rest of the band.

Did you hear that crap he was gay ghosting the hell out of that song.

by doughnuthole January 14, 2016

Retail gay

A typically flamboyant gay man that works in retail. Usually a retail gay will say something like "I work in the fashion industry for Nordstrom" this translates to "I fold clothes and sell designer clothes at Nordstrom for a living."

My friend tried to set me up with the only other gay person she knows, a retail gay that works at the MAC counter.

by TheCorporateGay March 7, 2016

Panicked Gay

A panicked gay means a guy who is too scared to admit that he’s a gay.

“Hey are you gay”
“What?! No!!!”
Panicked gay.

by hiimsad April 2, 2019

Share gay

When a guy wants to share ALL his gayness...

Aedan: “Did you hear about Alex? He was being a real share gay.”
Courtney: “Leave it to him, he just wants the D.”

by BLACKONBLACKNCT2018 April 22, 2019

gay feen

Term used in Ireland to describe a homosexual male.

"That's my friend Rory Bawden he's a gay feen"

by rickeylovescoke69 October 31, 2020