gay goggles

To look at something from a gay person's point of view.

Wife: "I saw you staring at that woman."

Husband: "I wasn't staring, I had my gay goggles on. Did you see how bad her makeup was?"

by jarrhead June 7, 2011

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Gay Oyster

A "gay oyster" is another name for a jello shot, which are commonly served at gay bars. Since these jello shots are served in single-serving plastic cups with lids, consuming one is like eating an oyster. You open the lid, loosen the shot from the cup with a finger, and then slurp it down. When a gay oyster is combined with champagne, it is called a royal oyster.

Barb had her first gay oyster at the gay bar in Seattle.

by writerpunk August 10, 2016

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gay ghosting

When a singer in your band makes hoos and ahhs that doesn't harmonize with the rest of the band.

Did you hear that crap he was gay ghosting the hell out of that song.

by doughnuthole January 14, 2016

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Retail gay

A typically flamboyant gay man that works in retail. Usually a retail gay will say something like "I work in the fashion industry for Nordstrom" this translates to "I fold clothes and sell designer clothes at Nordstrom for a living."

My friend tried to set me up with the only other gay person she knows, a retail gay that works at the MAC counter.

by TheCorporateGay March 7, 2016

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