Eduardo is a great guy he'll always love you and be there for you he'll always care for you being his girlfriend means your SO lucky He'll never let you be sad and he'll comfort you when your at your lowest Your the luckiest girl in the world if your his gf people will be so jealous of you.
Eduardo's Gf: He's an amazing guy i love him so much
Bestie: I Bet I've known him since 1st grade!
random girl: UGH! Why does SHE get him!
Random girl 2: IK RIGHT?! she's knife girl to!
Bestie: I Bet I've known him since 1st grade!
random girl: UGH! Why does SHE get him!
Random girl 2: IK RIGHT?! she's knife girl to!
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Eduardo is a great guy . He’ll always be there for you and yes , he may have his flaws where he plays games over you but he still will always keep you in mind and loves you . Eduardo is a great guy in general , he’ll try to help you to the best of his abilities. He’s very loyal when it comes to relationships, he’s a bit shy but that’s what makes him so adorable . His sense of humor is to die for . His clothing style is idgaf , which is comfy . His hair style is always great and brings out his smile . An Eduardo is great .
Girl : Eduardo is such a great guy ..
Eduardo’s Gf : he’s my great guy .
Eduardo is fit for the name 'shaira'
Eduardo and shaira's name are good 'together'
Girl : Eduardo is such a great guy ..
Eduardo’s Gf : he’s my great guy .
Eduardo is fit for the name 'shaira'
Eduardo and shaira's name are good 'together'
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Get the Edgarheaded mug.When both parties understand what ones intention or meaning is, but said person continues to play it off as something else.
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Get the Edgarly mug.Some doctors liken it to a tree trunk. Others to a length of anchor rope. And still others compare it to a barber's pole. Whatever it's true dimensions, Edgar Acuña is stuck with a gigantic penis, and science can't help him.
Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.
Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."
Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.
Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."
Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
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