by AfterMidnight April 21, 2009
Get the DOUCHE SACKmug. An intrusive penetration of ones being much like gamma radiation but emitted from a "pussy" (dumb-ass, wuss-bag, meat head ect.) a douche ripple can pass through most solid objects and effect the the health and well-being of anyone exposed.
"Every time my boss shows up I can feel the douche ripples in the air."
"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."
"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."
by FreakPrecept June 2, 2009
Get the Douche Ripplemug. A tool ideal for dirty pussies.
Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"
Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
by the real rabidsmurf, MAG May 18, 2011
Get the Douche bagmug. "Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."
by Munchy, Bitch March 17, 2009
Get the Douche Mittenmug. The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.
by The Michalenko January 30, 2009
Get the Douche Rocketmug. is a person of lower intelect, or someone that angers you. The person fitting this discription may also be refered to as an asshole.
Person: What do you think of the Boss?
Person 2: I think he is a douche Mcgroosie. He is already bitching at me about shit.
Person 2: I think he is a douche Mcgroosie. He is already bitching at me about shit.
by Schmuckly Tim August 26, 2007
Get the douche mcgroosiemug. the act of counter-acting a douchebag move by putting an even larger, douchier douchebag move into play.
"Holy crap, Luke just counter-douched the shit out of Trevor. Trevor made fun of Luke's shirt, but Luke depantsed Trevor and everyone saw his 2" penis."
Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses.
Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses.
by Semenema April 20, 2010
Get the counter-douchemug.