Clam Boil

The Clam Boil is when a woman's vaginal area sweats under high tension situations. The equivalent of swat , or, "sweaty twat", and closely related to the condition of swalls for men.

Spandex was a bad choice; I'm hosting a clam boil in my pants

by The Ever Empowering Dildo September 6, 2013

Clam Chowdah

The act of cuming inside a vagina then eating said vagina out afterwards.

I jizzed in the old lady's twat and now it's time for some clam chowdah.

by Lukeflytalker September 13, 2016

Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

clam dabbling

A euphemism for female on female sexual contact. Notably used in a Religious context to circumvent the use of "lesbian".

Those clam dabbling lesbians, like Portia de Rossi, are going to end up in the depths of hell.

by Talim Gregor March 29, 2009

Land clam

A garlicky and fleshy boiled snail otherwise know as escargo.

I can't believe she ordered the land clams at a bowling alley.

by Ryan 3000 August 20, 2017

clam vent

The air gap between a ladies inner thigh.

Damn, bro your girlfriend has a nice clam vent. She must work out a lot. I bet her pussy don't stank at all.

by MON icker December 18, 2013

Clam rigger

noun. A Surgeon specialising in Gynoplasty, in particular the trimming of labia.

The woman was suffering from severe chafing until a Clam rigger performed a labiaplasty.

by Euphejism August 12, 2020