hot carl

Simply a man named Carl who happens to be hot.

Me: Damn, I'm so excited for my date tonight.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.

by jm2022 June 22, 2022

Carol/Carl

Carol/ Carl is the type of person who hates their life decisions and instead of trying to make the best of them, they are constant complainers, love to play the “blame game” , and seek others to join in their misery by upsetting their day.

When I see my work schedule and notice that I have a shift with Carol/Carl, I have to make sure to get a good nights sleep and affirm a positive aura for the day.

by Positivity July 23, 2022

Harry Caray

When you pay the cover to enter the strip club with no other intentions than to take a shit.

That guy didn’t want to throw quarters at Sissy when she fell off the pole he just came to do a Harry Caray.

by Hardon Long July 23, 2022

mariah carey

a trash singer who hibernates all year up until november 1st and goes back to sleep december 26

-november first-

mariah carey: cums everywhere to cum

by grs! November 4, 2022

The Carey Patented reverse hammerfuck

When banging a girl bent over the bed with great force and you reverse the roll where she then bangs you with great force from behind with stap on accessories

We did the Carey patented reverse hammerfuck lastnight

by S. Walrus November 12, 2022

Mariah Carey

That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.

Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN

by Pe/nis December 8, 2022

Volcanic Carl

Violent eruption of liquid poop on the sternum of your tied up BDSM sexual partner while in the middle of telling them a story.

"Hey, I know we are in the middle of un-sanitary genital interaction while you are handcuffed to the bed. But I want you to meet Volcanic Carl. (loud but noise)"

by KingStoola February 5, 2023