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Canadian Nibble

when you offer someone a BITE or Sip of something and they go ahead and eat/drink the entire thing
Hey want a bite of my ice cream?
Sure - eats the entire thing
I didn't mean a Canadian nibble

or

Want a sip of my drink?
Sure - drinks it all
Wow way to take a Canadian Nibble

or

the response from the person who take the Canadian Nibble can be "Thanks for the Canadian Nibble"
by TheLemon15 March 13, 2013
mugGet the Canadian Nibblemug.

canadian shoelace

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.
guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?
by true north thug April 17, 2024
mugGet the canadian shoelacemug.

Canadian Demon’d

The act of giving your ol’ lady a creampie & performing fellatio on her. Afterwards you spit your own nut back in her mouth.
Me and the woman got freaky last night! We had a few drinks and I Canadian Demon’d her!
by Macman1 April 10, 2021
mugGet the Canadian Demon’dmug.

Canadian Hymen

When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot
I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job
by Plain old Pete January 22, 2022
mugGet the Canadian Hymenmug.

Canadian Breakfast

When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off
Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast

Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day
by Tarvish June 12, 2020
mugGet the Canadian Breakfastmug.

Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
mugGet the Canadian battle helmetmug.

canadian nookie

Flying from another country to Canada to receive sexual intercourse.

New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues
Did you hear who got some "Canadian nookie" last month?!?!

(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend
by Poon slayer69 March 30, 2015
mugGet the canadian nookiemug.

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