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Canadian Empire

Canadian Empire is a fucking donkey simp ass fuck head commie furry. If you see him call him a furry.
by 1Arlia1 June 19, 2021
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A Little Canadian Oven

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
I have a friend who is a little canadian oven
by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022
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Canadian Shooting Range

When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.
Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?
by bmf85 December 6, 2022
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Canadian Smokeshow

An extremely attractive Canadian in a public setting.
“Look at the Canadian smokeshow at that booth over there, eh?”
by HighPriestOfEl January 22, 2023
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full on canadian

To go to a Celine Dion concert as a male even though your friends want to have a beer with you.
Dude, where is Joakim?
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(
by The Beer dude June 15, 2017
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Canadian Christmas

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.
Oh shit I got a ps4 for canadian christmas, I might not even bother with real christmas
by SWAGBABE430-10 December 8, 2016
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Canadian Footjob

A footjob in which is committed in a breakfast restaurant establishment; Denny’s, IHOP, etc. two parties have to engage in a public area. One person disembarks their footwear and the other unveils their pecker. After both parties are ready for the act, either one puts maple syrup on their foot/feet or wang. When such is done, the person gifting the sexual act starts activating their foot or feet on the male genitalia to come to result preferred by the attending parties.
Me and Daryl noticed Gerald getting a Canadian Footjob under the table by the town whore Lewis.
by DualShock4 November 4, 2023
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