Breastmilk cow

a slur given for a mom that is fat af and recently gave birth to a child.
or it can also be a slur for the same thing but instead of a newborn, it's a cringy ass kid inbetween the ages of 1-12

Dude: look at that stupid ass baby!
Reboot Thomas: *staring into your soul*
Dude: your mom is a breastmilk cow
Reboot thomas: *chopper crying*

by the German Horse Worder January 12, 2023

send cows

send your gf chocolates and a bunch of hearts because she feels bleh from too much oat milk and stress

Gf: Can you please send cows
Bf: Ofc girl I got you

by moonpeach05 January 16, 2024

cow hunting

When a lesbian couple or group search for a larger partner.

Bonnie and Katlyn went cow hunting to spice up their date night.

by ThatDarnGuyInTheCorner January 17, 2021

Cow

A very dark depressing word if wished upon one will have eternal aids

I wished cow upon my mother and she never came back .

by HzShxfhvbcz October 11, 2018

Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus

In addition to being used as a defence mechanism against Pro Trump supporters for telling anti- Trumpers that they have “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” it is far worse than Covid 19, in that there is no known cure for it except using group intervention, deprogramming via electro shock therapy and as a last resort, full frontal labotomy.

Ruby Ellers got called out by her ex-BF Angie Walz as having been infected with Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus after Ruby told Angie that she’s got Trump Derangement Syndrome. Angie & her friends had tried group intervention, but to no avail. So now Angie & her friends are hoping to have Ruby deprogrammed via electro shock therapy. If this doesn’t work, then Angie will call the men in white coats to take poor Ruby away and having Nurse Ratchet and her fellow neurosurgeons perform a full frontal labotomy instead.

by Sanity Crusader August 5, 2022

Cow's dining table

When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)

''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''

by annoying orange fanboy August 16, 2022

Tipping a Cow

Preforming a sexual act on yourself or someone else; The specifications of the act is dependent on the context the term is used in (not gender specific)

Hey buddy! Can I come over to your place later and then maybe tip each other’s cows?

Sure thing bud! I love tipping a cow!

by TippingMyCow January 28, 2021