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cock yogurt

sperm; the liquid secreted by the male reproductive organs. Otherwise know as semen or jizz.
Peter:"So before I was done, I asked her if she was hungry, she siad yes so I gave her a mouth full of my cock yogurt.
Ben: "nice one dude"
by Peter Murray January 10, 2008
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Car cock

Car cock

An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).

This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"
by Burning blue soul January 8, 2017
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Cock Smore

After giving a girl an Egon Special you quickly stick your dick in her ass and then make her lick off your shit/marshmallow/cum covered cock
"nobody likes a cock smore"
by DoBeDe May 10, 2009
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cock connoisseur

When sucking multiple cocks, you start to notice the differences between the all the cocks, size, taste, shape, thrust, etc.
While on her knees, Riley became a cock connoisseur for that night.
by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021
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cock-clusion

When you finish, you reach a cock-clusion.
Guy 1: Bro, I nut all over the place.
Guy 2: That was an epic cock-clusion, bro.
by razor scoots August 18, 2019
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Cock Muck

The white, sperm free substance that comes from a mans dick after having the snip.
When you blow your load of cock muck in a slut theres no chance she will fall pregnant.
by Tony Balony the Phony February 23, 2019
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cock-morized

When a female is not using good sense or not using their normal reasoning skills. Cocks on the brain.
That Jcow is not not using good sense, she's cock-morized.
by Millie dee February 15, 2017
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