CHODE MUNGUS

Worse than the “prick tease’, the Chode Mungus enjoys bringing someone close to climax, then just gets up & walks away. Male or female, the Chode Mungus’ mission is to get with someone’s penis and piss it off using any & all orifices or body parts. Once they see the erect penis, they abuse it just before orgasm, then refuse to take responsibility. “A mad penis is a good penis.” They say.

I didn’t pay her, but that prostitute just gave the best head, suddenly stopped & jumped out the truck; now that Chode Mungus has me thick as a brick!

by JC McGillicuddy June 20, 2025

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Choding

When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.

When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.

“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”

“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”

“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”

by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025

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