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Diet Check

"Hey mom, did you get some Diet Check from Winn Dixie?"
by tbww October 26, 2020
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Hoe Check

Keeping yourself, or someone on their toes!

SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"

Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"

Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
You know you know, but sometimes you don't know that you know; so you gotta "hoe check" someone to keep them aware of a situation.
by Nubbins Woman March 30, 2025
mugGet the Hoe Checkmug.

puddle check

When you check if your girlfriend is wet or aroused
Damn girl, can I puddle check you real quick?”
by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024
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Mirror Check

the act of looking in the mirror and asking your reflection if you are in an okay state mentally. when you aren't you will see the reflection shake their head and go no man you need to maybe stay home today.
I did a mirror check today and it told me today is not the day. I'm staying in.
by RM Brown September 17, 2023
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Jeff Check

Checking to make sure your still “Jeff” or “Jeffing” it up.
Hey man, did you do your daily Jeff check?!
by Jeffifyouseethisimsorry February 16, 2020
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ass checked

Around 20 years ago there was a hepatitis A outbreak in fast food restaurants from employees not washing their hands after they took a shit and when getting ass checked is when one employee goes to the restroom and takes a shit and doesn't wash their hands and prepares your food and the next day or two you're vomiting profusely or have diarrhea therefore you have gotten ass checked
"Man last night I think I got ass checked by eating at Taco Bell "
by Turkey hill September 24, 2016
mugGet the ass checkedmug.

Check Mate

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.
"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."
by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018
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