by tbww October 26, 2020
Get the Diet Checkmug. Keeping yourself, or someone on their toes!
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
You know you know, but sometimes you don't know that you know; so you gotta "hoe check" someone to keep them aware of a situation.
by Nubbins Woman March 30, 2025
Get the Hoe Checkmug. by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024
Get the puddle checkmug. the act of looking in the mirror and asking your reflection if you are in an okay state mentally. when you aren't you will see the reflection shake their head and go no man you need to maybe stay home today.
by RM Brown September 17, 2023
Get the Mirror Checkmug. by Jeffifyouseethisimsorry February 16, 2020
Get the Jeff Checkmug. Around 20 years ago there was a hepatitis A outbreak in fast food restaurants from employees not washing their hands after they took a shit and when getting ass checked is when one employee goes to the restroom and takes a shit and doesn't wash their hands and prepares your food and the next day or two you're vomiting profusely or have diarrhea therefore you have gotten ass checked
by Turkey hill September 24, 2016
Get the ass checkedmug. When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.
by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018
Get the Check Matemug.