National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......

by Pop loo June 22, 2023

5th Wall Breaking

When a character in a movie, show, or other media says something along the lines of "You think this is a movie? Well, it's not.", saying they aren't in a movie when they really are.

"Your life isn't a movie, James.", Is a good example of 5th wall breaking, said the teacher

by SlipperyButterBoi July 28, 2023

Breaking Bad

A comically over the top comedy show posing as drama. It's unknown which one is bigger - the number of plot holes and retcons or the number of brainless fans.

Morbius: I love Breaking Bad!

Morpheus : Ah! the show where Gus Fring's backstory is retconned, Mexico is yellow and Hank is an incompetent asshole! And the whole story until the final episode occurs within a year ? Truly one of the shows of all time. Bravo Vince!

by jolly_dinosaur_23 January 31, 2024

Master Break

Masturbating at work whilst on your break.

He's going for a Master Break instead of a usual cig break.

by Dockerz May 18, 2017

The Forbidden Break

Something you use to explain the fact that you never catch a break no matter what you are doing or how hard you may try to fight it.

“The Forbidden Break is among us”

“Sounds like you’re experiencing the forbidden break”

by UDMaster101 February 13, 2022

kitty break

A short break (~1 Minute or more) from a certain activity to lay down and just cuddle one's cat.

"I had to study the whole day yesterday! Thank god I took a few kitty breaks."

by Mudk1p? January 4, 2017

Break ya nose day

On January 17th your toughest friend had to try to break their nose and if they don't the next day they get slapped by all of their friends

Tough friend: what's the date again?
Other friend: oh January 17th aka break ya nose day have fun

by Veganwater December 2, 2019