No bitches

A nigga named Nate with glasses and acne who gets no action probably rages games like Roblox talks shit to friends and is a dike

Nate gets no bitches

by ZackGotTheFire June 18, 2022

No bitches

Gets no hoes

The kids of noctee Florida get no bitches they all virgins fr

by Drfeeble68 June 28, 2022

No bitches

Has played osu! for 5000 hours.

Can do JTOH Tower level 5+ easily

"Hey have u beaten JTOH Tower level 7?"

"No because I get bitches and you get no bitches, ZERO"

by DrKLam July 11, 2022

Getting bitches

Getting laid

"Nick is great at getting bitches, but Seavaun will never.."
"Look at how easily Nick is able to get bitches!"
"Seavaun is so bad at getting bitches"

by Nick (gets bitches) July 12, 2022

No Bitches Paradox

When women who want men with no bitches inadvertently gives him bitches, therefore making him no longer a man who has no bitches.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa? She apparently wants to date Nick cause he has no bitches.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.

by [._.] July 13, 2022

no bitches

you get no pussy. no dick. no hoes. no nothing

hey man its not my fault you get no bitches.

by anonymous July 13, 2022

No bitches

A term referring to a random person named Alex

"Hey look at Alex, he's 11 levels away from reaching the level cap and he has no bitches"
"Damn, when was the last time he showered?"

by Anon7605 July 14, 2022