brain fuckeler

when someone says some stupid shit and you have no idea what they mean.

im no car
wtf stacy dumb bitch, that was such a brain fuckeler, do you mean i have no car?

by kris745f March 3, 2016

Brain Bleach

Embedded into memory; unforgettable (negatively); Scarred for life

"That was so gross, brain bleached! brain bleached!

"No bro, brain Bleach Man, I smelt it before her pants were down"

by Red5150 September 23, 2020

Bash the brains

Jack off vigorously.

Im gonna go bash the brains.

by Plagueis teh wise October 15, 2020

brain conference

A) A brain conference is one where teachers gather around in a conference room and talk about teaching ways.

B) Also, it is used in math class when using a calculator.

C) A way to "brain conference" is putting your two fingers up to your temples, shaking your head, and saying brain conference in a spooky way.

A) Hey, I heard Mrs. Keller is going to the brain conference!

B) Hey, please do not bring your brain conference calculator to math class today. It is getting really annoying.

C) Hey, did you see the Stiers at the dance last night? He was doing the brain conference!

by brainconference54 May 14, 2009

pigeon brain

The brain of a pigeon is about the size of the tip of an index finger. A pigeon brain refers to the proud owner of a cerebrum of that size.

"Did you see the Sean Hannity segment?"
"Who is that?"
"The Fox News anchor"
"..."
"You know, the pigeon brain one"
"Aah yes!"

by Omlax October 27, 2020

brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

by mee and her October 18, 2008

Small Brain

When taken almost literally, it means someone is unintelligent or unequipped to talk to a specific person or about a subject. Although it has ironic connotations to mean that the interlocutor or the person they are speaking with is on another level/wavelength.

Compared to my friend, big brain Bojack, who is simultaneously discussing Kant's Deontology and Quantum Mechanical superposition, I have a small brain.

by Jorolb November 30, 2020