5 Bro Dude

When it’s too late to go over to your boy’s house.

Cooper - what’s up guys
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP

by 5brodude November 17, 2022

5 hour dick

Girl, if you get five hour dick, you will be in a wheelchair. You will be in so much pain, not even medicine will help that pussy of yours.

girl: "Girl, tell me you did not just get some 5 hour dick."
girl 2: "Girl....I can't move."

by E.m.0_style January 26, 2020

5-0-69

A speed trap where 2 police cars are side-by-side, each pointing in the opposite direction.

"Watch out for the 5-0-69 just past Atlanta on I-75. They gave my friend a ticket this morning."

by Lawmeow1 December 5, 2011

5 minutes in Paint

Spending little to no time in making/fixing a picture/image

Check out my picture, 5 minutes in paint.

by psyc October 16, 2012

5 Finger Slipper

Someone who uses their hand to please another man.

I heard Alyssa is a 5 Finger Slipper.

by ClassyShrek May 18, 2021

peruvian top 5

Place where the last 5 Peruvian presidents are. They are all in jail (or dead).

Trump wants to join the Peruvian Top 5.

A better example is: President Trump is going to do a Fujimori to join the Peruvian Top 5!

by dirtb December 8, 2020

5 second rule

When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.

*drops food*
*Frantically picks it up*
"5 SECOND RULE"
*Blows and eats*

by Kweentoos June 13, 2023