by Not Brooke June 23, 2023
Get the Dylan mug.The 17 year old teenager who commited the lulziest act of 1999 (Columbine Highschool Massacre) with his best (only) friend, Eric Harris.
After him and Eric put a bullet in the brains of 13 people and setting the cafeteria on fire with their makeshift cocktail bombs, they were finally ready to commit an act of heroism and shoot themselves in the head.
A hilarious fact is that Dylan didn’t die instantly after the shot to his left temple, but instead chocked on his own blood like it was the BBC he would’ve been taking in prison if he didn’t kill himself.
After him and Eric put a bullet in the brains of 13 people and setting the cafeteria on fire with their makeshift cocktail bombs, they were finally ready to commit an act of heroism and shoot themselves in the head.
A hilarious fact is that Dylan didn’t die instantly after the shot to his left temple, but instead chocked on his own blood like it was the BBC he would’ve been taking in prison if he didn’t kill himself.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
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My moods are totally out of balance.
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