dirty jarred

When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.

by DrinkinBro December 31, 2016

dirty Dawid

When you take two fingers, dip them in mayonnaise and try to finger your flatmates sister while he is asleep.

Did you see Dawid’s hot sister?

Yeah I pulled of the dirty dawid last night!

by Mr. Trank April 16, 2020

Dirty Clifford

The Dirty Clifford is the act of inserting 23 hard boiled eggs into the anal cavity, while masturbating.

Following an orgasm you eject the eggs, and human waste into a bowl, blend together the eggs and waste and consume the mix.

Bro I did a Dirty clifford last night and my mom wondered where the eggs went when she tried to make breakfast this morning

by Kekkekkek1 April 12, 2020

Dirty Lebo

Meaning, a Lebanese man is who is disgusting, usually used in intense Call of Duty Lobbies. Usually hurled at someone who sound at least a bit not white or black.

SHUT UP YA DIRTY LEBO DOG, MAKE ME A HSP WITH CHEESE

by Coon_Luver August 30, 2020

Dirty Marc

Sneaks off to smoke pot at lunch time and doesn’t share

Bloody Nick did a dirty Marc on us Today at lunch when he come back you could blindfold him with a shoelace

by anonymous October 30, 2022

Dirty Tuscadero

Just before intercourse, the woman makes a stool. Instead of wiping, she smothers her groin area with the stool. Hereafter the guy and woman have sex. After the guy climaxes in the womans vagina, he gets down and eats both the cum, stool and all other fluids.

we did the Dirty Tuscadero. Boy was it messy.

by Bambam from DK August 22, 2011

Dirty Golfer

When a man dresses up like Payne Stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. Said golfer/man picks up a slut and brings her to the nearest golf course. He convinces her to have sex in a sand trap. During intercourse, the golfer extracts his penis, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts...Thus giving her the 'The Dirty Golfer'!

Girl 1) Hey Girl, you've been waddling around like a penguin all morning...what happened sweet heart?

Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!

by The 425 Dirty Donkeys June 9, 2011