Kitzinger simp

literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well

where's angelo? he's probably in the tree, the little Kitzinger simp!

by quamboblious quingleton III September 21, 2022

How long Tom Holland Simps live

Tom Holland Simps live 5-15 years

How long Tom Holland Simps liveOMG YOUR A Tom Holland Simps love 5-15 years you are going to die

by Tom Holland Sucks March 09, 2022

Clout Simp

A person who is purposely nice to a person with a high following. They will be a simp to them so they can get clout.

Person- "Omg look at him, he's talking to the popular girl for clout"
Person 2- "He's such a clout simp
clout simp - "Hey Brittany, you're soo pretty. Would you mind shouting me out on Instagram?"

by Lil huddy's soft-ish :( dick June 09, 2020

Simpest of Simps

Gage Frame

Bro Gage is such a Simpest of simps

by TheAlbinoMale March 01, 2020

Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.

Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.

by TesterLester January 24, 2021

Simp Hunting Month

Also known at NNN(No Nut November) its the month we track down those filthy bastards who simp for pokimane and other twitch thots they must die the most painfull deaths for failing NNN and jerking of to those clapped thots at twitch

Simp Hunting month is in november prepare to kill the simps onsite

by suck your mum you cow April 29, 2021

sleep simp

when someone you know sleep talks and starts simping over multiple females in their sleep

"yo did you hear dan last?"
"yeah I can't believe he sleep simp 's that hard"

by not a sleep simp April 29, 2020