Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
by superpoopertrooper July 13, 2013
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Mercy Gas

You thought you were going to crap your pants...launch sequence initiated and you're at T-30 with the nearest bathroom at T-60...you know you're in trouble.

Then, you get a gift from heaven. You thought you were going to shit your pants, but you're given the gift form above...Mercy Gas. Just enough to buy you the time needed to defer the launch sequence until you can drop your drawers in the crapper.
I just knew I was going to crap my pants, then i was blessed with a puff of Mercy Gas.
by ripperdome December 13, 2014
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gas flow

having little or a lot of gas in your automobile
my cash flow is too low to go to the show but maybe we can go for a ride someplace..i have lots of gas flow
by wicked guy July 29, 2008
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Gas station meat

Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor
P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat
by Skeletonpotato June 01, 2018
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Gas Vamp

Someone who gets high on the gasses contained within a whipped cream don't float
"I'm just a gas Vamp hit me with that white so I can make it through the night"
"She asks me why the whipped cream don't float I look in her eyes and say I don't know"
by Deeboisinthesauce June 26, 2022
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jeff runs to the gas

"jeff runs to the gas" is a term used to describe a black teen running from their school to the gas station across from their school.
zach "yo you see that bucktee running to the gas"

lucas "ya fam guy moving like a wasteyute fr"

zach "hes back at it again fam, jeff runs to the gas more like wasteyute runs from the 0 5"
by jeff runs to the gas October 05, 2018
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gas station slut

a whore. may be used by douche bags to describe the type of person that would pay to get titty fucked.
You can both suck my whole dick you fucking gas station sluts
by pu$$y monster September 12, 2017
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