Texas Hold ‘Em

You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train

This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

Texas Tea Bag

a tea bag position with the ass on the face followed by a wet fart.

texas tea bag.

by mikegav October 18, 2008

texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.

As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.

by joel March 9, 2005

Placas de Texas

Part of the expression: "Bandera de Mexico, Placas de Texas." TRANSLATION: Mexican flag, Texas license plates
MEANING: Refers to mexicans and mexican-americans who put some type of sticker on their car refering to Mexico as #1, or a sticker saying they're 100% Mexican...and then having Texas license plates on the same car.

Hey..how come Pedro didn't sign up for selective service yet ?...look, Bandera de Mexico, Placas de Texas. That explains it.

by ruso September 11, 2005

Texas Krypton Massacre

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.

"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.

by arex poopy December 31, 2011

Texas Low Rider

Any Texas woman that is big enough to make your car bumper scrape the pavement as you drive by.

“Look at Betrice over there, she’s a real Texas Low Rider.”

by RedBaron3412 May 31, 2021

Texas Long Horn

The Texas Long Horn is like the shocker but fold down your ring finger and middle finger, slip your pinky into thier brown eye and you know what to do with the other finger

But since your not just holding down your ring finger you can hold both the fingers extremly far down so that the folded part of ur ring finger doesn't stop at the gooch,With the shocker ur range is limited but with the Texas Long Horn you get insertion down to the knuckles

I texas long horned this girl and i got full insertion!

by ybm916 January 29, 2007