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your mum

by fabulous_asshole_69 June 22, 2019
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Ants in your milk

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk
by You_suckass January 18, 2024
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Your pterodactyl

Another version for 'your mom'
A: " YOUR MOM "
B: " YOUR PTERODACTYL "
A: " bro stop "
by Luck7ess November 2, 2022
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Holding your kids hostage

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Your ancestors died so that

A beginning to a sentence, after which comes something very deplorable that someone has done.
In chat room on the internet

Loser: Mario's abortion clinic, no foetus can beat us.
Serious person: Your ancestors died so that you can send spam messages in group chat.
by AtlanticComputer November 21, 2020
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blend your balls

I want to blend your balls until you scream with pleasure
by Slapjack February 27, 2015
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Your mom

If someone's ask who say this
Who farted? Your mom
Who peed in the pool? Your mom
Name a basketball player better than Jordan. Your mom
by Obamaishot360 January 17, 2022
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