A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.
Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.
by Jimmy's Croissants December 26, 2019
Is a girl with a fairly large rump that is into doing sexually deviant things and prone to always getting her way and when it doesn't work out she is known to kick her hooves and trot off
Amanda: I got knocked out last night by a drag queen for hitting on his boyfriend.
Harold: you were being a debaucherous ass pony again! Go ahead and kick your hooves and trot on off, clippety clip, clippety clip.
Harold: you were being a debaucherous ass pony again! Go ahead and kick your hooves and trot on off, clippety clip, clippety clip.
by Debaucherous asspony January 14, 2023
by bdk or kyse or p3rkabuser November 25, 2024
by Lil Lowk October 09, 2023
FUCKINNG REVOLUTIONARY AWESOME
by SlimShadyPleaseStandUP February 25, 2013
Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.
An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
by QuacksO April 01, 2020
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025