Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.

“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it”

Sturdy McGreengo

by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021

Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.

You: tell me a joke
Bob or some shit: your life.

by Insert dumd name here March 21, 2021

some nice timtams in your pantry

good fashion sense and your palate of clothing is exceptional

"hey jack, you've got some nice timtams in your pantry"

by rosspapadakis February 24, 2020

Fuck... Your... Kids

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

unchain your pillow

Unchaining your pillow can be used in many different ways

Describing how beautifully poetic something is

or

to talk around NSFW topics

Example 1:

This poem was so beautiful, it unchained your pillow

Example 2:

I want to unchain your pillow later?

by UnchaningYourPillow April 2, 2021

If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head

Now

Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head

by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025

no GIF's for your search ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When you find a combination of letters so crazy for the king of keyboards:qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, that giphy had enough.

Hey, wasszx!

That's it, no more gif for you,

Did that screen just t-

no GIF's for your search ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023