when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York

why did you pick it up dumb ass.

"# when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York"

by @HEYBITCHS March 7, 2025

shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.

i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.

by Digothy March 12, 2023

special effects shit

When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen

Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.

by Suckmyyouknowwhat August 2, 2019

Shit’s Ass

A term similar to “What the Fuck!” but may sound funnier or more PG-13 given the situation.

“The house got broken into? Well shit’s ass!”

by ArrowCoaster47 December 9, 2024

fuck shit

when you be acting like you’re higher than a kite 24/7 and you say some dumb shit

“dudeeee, i’m on some fuck shit.”

by girlonsomefuckshit October 27, 2019

shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021

The Shits

Slang word for cocaine commonly used by advid users.

Man i’m trying to get off the shits.

by ToastyThunda January 8, 2018