Rake shit

To filter someone's bullshit when retelling a story they tell you.

Let me rake shit basically your saying.........
Please rake the shit and give me the basics.

by AusTetris August 9, 2021

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

Type shit

the men version of periodt. it obviously sounds better than PERIODTT SIS

"my day was great" "type shit"

by supernigga12225 April 23, 2024

Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.

Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!

by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018

piece of shit

dayjah.

god ur such a piece of shit

by yoongiswife September 3, 2019

Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.

Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!

by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022

Shit Mint

The act of one bare ass tea bagging another individual, but with a dingleberry that falls from the tea baggers ass into the tea baggee's mouth

Guy 1 - did you shit in that guys mouth?

Guy 2 - no I just tea bagged him and gave him a Shit Mint

by Mja18xx January 10, 2020