Fuck Bitches Make Cookies

The Act Of Making A Choclate Cookie Dildo Out of Sperm and Brest Milk and using it in a sexual act

Yeah Fuck Bitches Make Cookies then has surpise buttsex with that Cookie

by Get2 November 3, 2012

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fuck me till Tuesday

An expression of disbelief.
An expression of disappointment.
An expression of anger.
An invitation to an attractive member of the opposite sex
for a long fun filled weekend.

Horny guy: "Hi, I was standing over there admiring your beauty
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend."
Cute chick: "That sounds interesting, I would love to."
Horny guy: "Let's get started! I want you to fuck me till Tuesday."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

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Fuck are you doin dude

A question asked when you are wondering what the fuck someone is doing.

Fuck are you doin dude

by Shitkickerxxx69 August 30, 2011

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Knuckle Fucking Chuckle Head

noun: knuckle-head

a stupid person.

adjective: fucking

used to emphasize or express annoyance with someone or something.

noun: chuckle-head

a stupid person

Going opposing traffic with lights and sirens whilst the oncoming traffic does not pull to the right and stops directly in front of you with a deer and a head lights look.

"Man that guys a KNUCKLE FUCKING CHUCKLE HEAD"

by doitonlan_ February 21, 2021

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i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

by NekoKat May 28, 2021

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