leopard shit

the ability to make yourself look like a half a retard

girl1-guys lets go to the leopard shit
guy-what are you some kind of a half a retard
girl2-she gets what she can
girl1-it is what it is

by tommy tim lusifer the 3rd January 2, 2012

aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

Shit

Something that comes out of your ass

“I just shitted my pants, and I was no where near close to a bathroom!”

by Offical_shorty123 June 16, 2022

bat shit crazy

when someone is a tad bit coo coo and was probably dropped a hundred and three times as a child

trisha paytes is bat shit crazy

by trynaproveapoint February 13, 2019

Shamrock Shit

The action of taking a shit while drinking a Mconald’s Shamrock Shake™

“Yo Man I just took a shamrock Shit”
“WTF! That better not he what i think it is!”

by HexTheCarbuncle February 23, 2019

Shit show

Basically every Knesset “meeting” - a misleadingly sardonic euphemism commonly accepted as a ‘culturally-sensitive’ term in reference to what is actually more akin to a jaw-dropping exhibition of at least 7-8 congressional members publicly flexing their muscles at each other like baboons on steroids, while others display more creative performances
(delivering speeches in sing-song manner and in rhyme!) - this show is not only fantastic, it’s probably the only thing in Israel you’ll get for FREE!!!

Enrapturing from the first second, a mind-blowing performance of political leaders purportedly voted into office democratically, who shout wildly at each other in a wild chorus of primal screams that escalates and finally concludes in volcanic eruption - wow, what a shit show!!

by Naomichevalier June 23, 2024

Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective; To describe something, typically a person or activity, that is being extra or acting or displaying actions of extreme craziness.

"Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin are both Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."

"Most Floridians are beyond Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."

by Locolito321$ April 11, 2020