missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.

i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020

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Everything Shit

It's like an everything shower except it's not just every temperature but also every form of matter including plasma

Drew: Hey man where are you at it's been like 30 minutes
Tristan: Don't talk to me man I'm having an Everything Shit
Drew: I'll pray for you, Godspeed

by KuntKrusher69 September 19, 2024

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Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!

Banging that ass and the person needs to take a fat shit without the person knowing. Or animal.

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!"

Pull it out it
Shit around it.
O.k.

by Cock gobling goblin' cock May 26, 2022

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Shit Chip

When one watches a video on youtube of a natural birth by the river and points out the little shit chip left on the rock right below the little nigga that was just birthed.

See dat there... shit chip.

by bizdev6969 July 15, 2025

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