Shit

Poop

Jake:shit

by Welp yell for help July 27, 2020

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Get the Shitmug.

Shit that ass

When you bang a girl so hard you make her shit herself

"Damn man, I heard you banged Wendy so good you made her shit that ass"

by Assshittinglegend April 28, 2017

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Get the Shit that assmug.

shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

by Cooptastic November 20, 2015

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Get the shit on my helmetmug.

shit fifty

The amount an employee gets paid at a crappy minimum wage job.

She despised her new job, mainly because it paid shit fifty an hour.

by Quin C. D. February 20, 2021

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Get the shit fiftymug.

The phrase you use when shit is indeed happening. Primarily, bad shit is happening. In your life, at the present moment, anytime. You can use this in many ways to say you understand and “that sucks” at the same time. It also can be used in the same way the phrase “it is what it is” is used in.

Mark: “Hey Ben glad to see your leg is healing well after that car crash.”
Ben: “Shit it happen.”

Sasha: my day was just fucking terrible, Jennifer tripped me as I was getting off the elevator this morning! Isn’t that fucked up!?”
Mike: “I mean shit it happen.”

by MagicGarbageCan October 22, 2020

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