God, A phrase used to describe a place of euphoric high and devastating lows..no one truly knows the shit, but we praise it when things go right, we step in it when things go wrong.
by MistaSinista January 12, 2019
Person 1: I haven't seen Person two since he went into the bathroom!
Person 3: eh, The Shits will treat ya like that sometimes.
Person 3: eh, The Shits will treat ya like that sometimes.
by ToffeeisTasty November 28, 2021
1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.
Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!
by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015
by Ayyray2zer01 February 09, 2021
by Crabtastic November 17, 2014
When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.
1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"
2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"
2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"
by SomeonetookMax January 25, 2025
by Maddawg G August 09, 2009