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shit fingered

When you finger your own ass and shove it down the throat of a person you dont like
Sharon, if you dont stop bitching at me, your gunna get shit fingered!
by Wayback boys December 28, 2017
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Shit log

Someone who'd always talking shit, spreading rumors, and anything along the lines of gossiping.
"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said
by Lumine Lover May 16, 2018
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hot shit

someone who is cool or trying to be also can be called hipster or Ciprian
ME: Wassup bro?
Cipri:I'm here in bier doing hot shit things.
by tisssalex September 16, 2021
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SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR
Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021
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No shit Sherlock

when someone states or makes a statement about something that is obvious
''Look that bird is flying'' ''No shit sherlock because birds dont fly you dipshit
by aesthetic-as-hell January 19, 2021
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Shit smack

To knocked someone or get knocked the fuck out
by Mi’ke December 7, 2019
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piss n shit

piss n shit is a combination of shit and piss OR a phrase used to describe your son’s dick.
gonna capture some piss n shit
by MagiYT November 20, 2021
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