Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.

Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!

by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018

#dumb shits

A word used by an idiot who is offended that a person that's black believes they have rights

I don't like that guy cause he hangs out with #dumb shits

by Anomity+ December 3, 2019

Ammonia shits

When your shit comes out of your ass as a liquid and saturated hot gas. The burning of above said shit is so bad it feels like someone just released ammonia into your butthole.

After eating at the ephrata taco bell Bruce got a bad case of the ammonia shits.

by Culatr March 27, 2019

put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.

“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”

by Surfpenis October 17, 2020

Clit Shit

When a woman doesn’t need penetration, just clit shit

I don’t need my dildo today; only in the mood for that clit shit!

by BunchofTwats August 21, 2018

Shit

What are you searching for? This is literally just a shit. Search something that is important get out.

So you choose to stay here and keep reading? I don't know what's wrong with you, you're wasting your time, Search SOMEETHING!!!

Really? So you're still reading this? Are you wasting your time on purpose? Go to a therapist and get some help, what are you still doing here?

Shit

Use your hands to wipe your shit

by LIl Ice Cracker January 2, 2023

Grossip shit hemorrhage

When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !

This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!

The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!

by Toe tag with a dirty ass May 26, 2021