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Ain’t shit

by Pseudoscienceanonymous3 June 11, 2018
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The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
by user31415 January 12, 2021
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Moo shit

Farmer“What happened

cow”moo shit
by Moo shit September 20, 2020
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Shit and Run

The act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. Usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. Also see: Trolling.
"That guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. Guess he's a 'shit and run' poster".
by Peppy Zippy Zoo November 6, 2014
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Do jack shit

House chores and that kinda shitb
I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant
by Avril1989 June 20, 2018
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Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.
"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"
by smilingbananas May 29, 2016
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Eat, shit and die.

Eat, shit and die.
Eat, shit and die?
Eat, shit and die!
by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023
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