dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin

Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

dick's dividend

The zero dividend or return you get from the bookmaker when you bet like a dickhead or a complete cock without thinking.
A losing bet.

Hey Joe, how did you go on race 3 ? Did you pick number 5 like I told ya ?
Na, I got a dick's dividend. Went for number 3. Bloody donkey ran stone last.

by BwanaPD May 16, 2016

slendy dick

The act of forcing your penis into a tight space where the penis would not normally fit. (Not to be mistaken as needle dick)

I was so horny last night, I gave myself slendy dick with a water bottle.

by SizzlingBacon3:16 May 21, 2016

Dick backing

when a man with an erect penis rubbs it on your back unexpectedly

I just got dick backed on the jetski

see that guy dick backing her ? that is so creepy

by TripleA1 May 24, 2016

One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.

Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.

by DevientGenie May 27, 2016

Dick saucing

When a guy Sticks his dick in a variety of different sauces and spices then has sexual intercourse with another.

Anton wanted to try dick saucing on his girlfriend

by Jonah wasin June 16, 2016

shit dick

the end product of anal sex with a crusty dude & dirty skank

"yo man i heard hailey graham gave nick hoseman shit dick"
"figures, she's a nasty ass hoe who enjoys it up the ass"

by tomark182 June 16, 2016