dick wearer

A cishet man who's annoying or problematic, and sexist.

Chad: "women overreact with their periods."
Elle: "nobody asked for a dick wearer's opinion."

by MajestyOfFandom July 29, 2020

Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).

That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd

by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022

dick dope

Methamphetamine (AKA: Crystal, Speed, Meth, Ice, Crank-ALL synonyms of Methamphetamine Hydrochloride) that produces extreme elevation in sexual sensitivity. This effect is not exclusive to guys, so called "dick dope" affects women the same way. Sexual arousal is extremely heightened, the act of masturbation and intercourse pre-orgasm feels like a low grade orgasm during the entire duration of sexual stimulation. The orgasm itself can literally feel 10-100 times more pleasurable and intense than an orgasm without "dick dope" methamphetamine.

"I've never thought my body was capable of this kind of pleasure before I tried 'dick dope' meth".

by SFnativeTL October 3, 2020

desperate for dick

Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.

Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.

Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.

by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017

Jackson's Dick

A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."

Man, Did you see the new kid in the locker room? He sure has Jackson's Dick!

by platergamer January 14, 2024

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

Dick Ridin

When you suck Niggas off even after they diss you. When you can’t do anything but dick ride

You see all this dick ridin? Lookin like Andrew younger.

by Yota December 9, 2022