Ass Attack

When you grab someone's locked iPhone and take photos of your or your friend's asshole. If you are feeling especially evil, you will fill the phone's memory with countless photos of the ole "puckered starfish".

Someone left their phone on their desk, time for an Ass Attack!

by matthew_smoker June 11, 2017

Ass

An ass is a great stress tool for men. It's also a way to refer to someone for being mean and a skank. It's a pleasure tool for men. It's also how shit comes out.

Damn let me grab that ass! 😂

U ass! U r a jerk
U donkeys piece of ass wipe

by Grab that ass June 14, 2017

Smack-ass

To signal a sentence with mournful intentions

I'm going to smack-ass bang that dude

by The dumb kimbo June 14, 2017

angel my ass

The act of inserting a passion dust intimacy capsule into the anus instead of the vagina

"Girlllll, I told him to angel my ass before we try anal. Now I've been pooping glitter for a week."

by xXxCleverUnicornxXx June 20, 2017

lardy ass

It is someone who is called Evan, it means that they are bitchy, rude sluts which have a massive behind and use that to their advantage.

He is a massive Lardy ass

by Slut384 June 26, 2017

Ass frowner

Someone who sags their pants

That ass frowner over there isn't wearing any underwear...yikes!

by Unicornmeet June 23, 2017

Ass

A. A
S. Solution to
S. Satisfaction

Dats why I tap dat ass

by Mi wordz becuz I'm smart June 23, 2017