Chucking wood

Term for masterbation

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog

by anonymous June 9, 2024

John wood

He’s a pussy in every way, and looks like a little faggot boy but it’s okay he’s slow

Look it’s the weird kid John Wood

by ?,? May 13, 2019

Aiden Volk Wood

He is what has 3 legs but walks on 2, he is HIM, the one and only. He gets all the bitches. The man we all look at in aw

Wow it's HIM, Aiden Volk Wood

by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023

wood mushrooms

butt butt plug

Dr I have wood mushrooms stuck up my ans, please remove it forthwith

by meisafairy February 15, 2020

wood panel

Basic, non stylish but unpretentious

Tyler’s new girlfriend is a total wood panel. She is a long way from the K-pop star be used to date.

by Chips n’ hummus March 13, 2024

zeb wooding

a person

oh look, its zeb wooding.

by sproutyy April 4, 2022

cheap wood

an easy way of getting a hard on. such as a hot store attendant.

“damn bro look over at the cheap wood!”

by McCoyThomson September 27, 2020