1. To purposefully deceive yourself in order to gain or increase satisfaction.
2. To gain or increase satisfaction.
3. To wank with the opposite hand that is normally used thus creating a new sensation in the reaching of climax.
2. To gain or increase satisfaction.
3. To wank with the opposite hand that is normally used thus creating a new sensation in the reaching of climax.
1. Friend1: "I trained myself not to prematurely ejaculate with my girl by picturing your granddad naked before I cum."
Friend2: "Dont tell me how you wank with the other hand."
2. Friend1: "Get me a kebab to eat with this joint."
Friend2: "You're a lazy one but atleast you can wank with the other hand."
3. "I proceeded to wank with the other hand in hope that it felt like someone else was jerking me off."
Friend2: "Dont tell me how you wank with the other hand."
2. Friend1: "Get me a kebab to eat with this joint."
Friend2: "You're a lazy one but atleast you can wank with the other hand."
3. "I proceeded to wank with the other hand in hope that it felt like someone else was jerking me off."
by Sir Pink Panther April 27, 2006
Get the wank with the other handmug. The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.
by PokeyMassiv March 1, 2009
Get the Pokey Bum Wankmug. Weird Wank Wednesday is a challenge that only legends can handle.
On the first Wednesday of every month, you have to find the weirdest porno, something normal people would usually avoid, and masturbate to it.
Both men and women can participate in this challenge.
On the first Wednesday of every month, you have to find the weirdest porno, something normal people would usually avoid, and masturbate to it.
Both men and women can participate in this challenge.
Dude 1: “Hey, what did you watch for Weird Wank Wednesday ?”
Dude 2: “I watched some furry GILF porn...”
Dude 1: “Damn.”
Dude 2: “I watched some furry GILF porn...”
Dude 1: “Damn.”
by Yeehawrper November 3, 2018
Get the Weird Wank Wednesdaymug. Saskatoon Ass wank: When 2 dudes jerk off another dudes ass at the same time. Usually done in Saskatoon by visible minorities
Example:
Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video??
Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!!
But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew!
Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!
Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video??
Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!!
But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew!
Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!
by Saskatoon Ass Wank January 1, 2018
Get the Saskatoon ass wankmug. by sunny as fuck November 16, 2015
Get the Welsh wank bankmug. so the other night I was getting a dutch rudder and the covers and I farted, got me a netherlands stink wank
by Chickenbuttinyourface November 29, 2010
Get the Netherlands Stink Wankmug. by randomshit123 February 27, 2018
Get the Thomas The Wank Enginemug.