Uncle Pector

This is the exact DNA match of Uncle Fester. However he has had his fair share of Hagfish and bobbit worms, ultimately causing him to form into a chrysalis and to hatch as uncle Pector. The hagburps are uncontrollable at this stage, especially at Christmas.

Steven was reinacting Uncle Pector on his Wednesday ritual.

by Uncle Pecter January 14, 2019

uncle philly

Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.

Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.

Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"

by WhiskyAndSadness January 27, 2022

Wild Uncle

A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.

Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...

by The Cap N' April 09, 2021

Uncle Jamie

When someone “pulls” an Uncle Jamie they defecate in a pot of gravy usually for personal gratification.

Last thanksgiving Tom pulled an Uncle Jamie and everyone got Ebola.

by ArseWipper January 04, 2024

how’s your uncle

Sticking your finger up someone’s ass and giving some justification with a simple question.

I like meeting new people and making a lasting bond. I found that pressing a hard cock on them is less effective. But a thumb in the bum gets conversation and more than not hot sex. Simple ask “how’s your uncle?”

by Master Lyricist January 06, 2024

Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors

There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.

by SuperNigger2145 October 02, 2024

Uncle Fluffy

Uncle Fluffy is a good guy. Everyone like him. Nobody wants him to come to the party or group activity because he I'll make it extremely difficult and just suck.

Mark: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda.
Jeff: Who is Uncle fluffy?
Mark: David, David is Uncle Fluffy...
Jeff: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda too...

by Vardenium July 16, 2016