national twat wop day

April 13th is National twat wop day. Girls get ready to get your twat or vagina slapped.

“Hide yo twat they comin’ . Didn’t you forget? It’s national twat wop day!”

by Kathy suire May 25, 2018

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat

A person who is so spoiled that when they don't get their way turns into a hideous beast.

Whenever I tell my old lady no she turns into a real Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 10, 2023

naughty neighbour twatting stick

a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.

mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick

by mooji September 30, 2007

Big Russ and the Colossal Twats

Russell Crowe's little known rock band.

Did you know that Russell Crowe has a rock band called "Big Russ and the Colossal Twats"

Yeah, he also owns the world's third largest beat farm

by bolingollimbombo February 11, 2017

i wish i was a twat

sarcasm- used at the end of a really poor stoey or joke by an individual.

"i wish i was a twat"

by Josh Wardle March 19, 2007

two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina

That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}

by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016

hotter than a hogs twat

means its really hot

"its hotter than a hogs twat out here!"

by cray cray McGray April 5, 2014