Used for people who forget that they are irrelevant and provide information that is as irrelevant as them
by blackkky May 11, 2022
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Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."
Optional: "I totally floated one..."
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."
Optional: "I totally floated one..."
by Halitosis9000 November 20, 2007
Get the float one mug.Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
"Shes different from any other girl I've ever met, I love her, even if shes a slu and has hooked up with all of my friends."
-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)
-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)
by Mary Slu July 24, 2008
Get the ONE-ITIS mug.Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.
Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!
Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.
*Takes large and painful dump*
Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.
*Takes large and painful dump*
by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013
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by Aimee January 1, 2004
Get the Year One mug.the person in the relationship who is of greater benefit. they are so in love and believe that they are of the most fortunate amongst the world. He is loving, caring, protective and always fails to do something wrong.
Kirstin is the lucky one in the relationship. Her boyfriend is the best thing any girl has ever laid eyes on.
by ilovemybfx987654321 December 4, 2012
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