Full bright yellow moon

The full bright yellow moon indicates the arrival of alien vampires from Jupiter. This event was rediscovered in the ashes of the library of Alexandria.

"Beware the vampires will come it is a full bright yellow moon"

by The prophecy of the shaolin March 14, 2025

bear moon

How gay men describe the bare ass of a heterosexual man

Dude he had the best bear moon. Totally wanted to smash it

by Aliasdove September 5, 2017

Moon Gooning

The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.

Hey Dallas let's go moon Gooning tonight!

by Tyronerny November 14, 2023

Moon sighting

Moon sighting is a beloved art where someone with a particularly long face and curly hair gets caught in bellow 4k shape shifting and morphing into some diabolical creature

Lin was mid tik when I caught a moon sighting of him

by Wide mouth gamer July 16, 2023

Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016

The moon

is made of cheese

the moon is made of cheese

by THE EARF December 28, 2021

Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls

"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."

by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024