Magazine Masturbation March

Throughout march you go old school, no digital porn for this month.

I hope my parents don't notice the "Fakku" magazines under my bed during Magazine Masturbation March.

by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021

march 8 2004

a real mf called Tyler Higgins was born on this day

Tyler Higgins is such a GIGACHAD, I heard he was born on march 8 2004!

by tylerhigginsreallifegigachad August 7, 2022

LHS Marching Band

A large group of people at Lassiter High School that isolates itself from everyone else. Enjoys spending life playing flutes. See Cult Junkie.

Person a: Hey man what you doin this weekend?
Person b(band junkie): I'd like to do something but I have to spend 46 hours of my weekend practicing and playing at competitions so we can remain number one in the nation!

by Tyler Coleman January 2, 2004

Bataan Death March

Being forced to endure a task that is really tedious or long and drawn out. Ardous task. A long walk.

Gearing up for the Bataan Death March to the laundromat! Or can be shortened to Death March as in We're running late, we're on the Death March to the subway!

by Nyx76 June 14, 2009

March 7

A person born on March 7 is the ugliest persoon on earth

Was he born on march 7th? He is super ugly

by TotallyNotElmer September 3, 2020

March 10, 1962

Anyone born upon this day is a Bad Ass Bitch

You a baddie if you born on March 10, 1962

by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022

Masturbation Madness March

A lot like destroy dick december but with a little twist, starting March 1st, you haft to ejaculate 10 times per day until April 1st.

Person one: Wait, are you actually participating in Masturbation Madness March!?!

Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.

by abr3948 January 1, 2019