pb&j

Period blood and jizz. What seeps out when you creampie a girl on her period. You can put this between two slices of fresh toast (preferably whole wheat, for digestion sake) to make a classic pb&j sandwich. Perfect for breakfast, loads of protein and iron.

I fucked a girl with no rubber but was nice enough to make her a pb&j for breakfast.

by blackabe September 5, 2011

RICKY J

testing, testing, 1-2-3 : my good old, childhood friend... i ain't responsible for further definitions of you!!

where's ricky j?? collecting clothes!!

by ah yun September 3, 2004

Me-J

A me-J is a self performed blow job.

After the big game, all I wanted to do was have dinner, give myself a Me-J and hit the sack.

by SkinsFan21 January 7, 2010

flying J

After having sex, you jump off the bed and cock slap the girl in the face.

Man, I gave her the flying J when she got out of the bed!

by drummerl7 September 24, 2007

J-unit

Short for Jesus Unit. Something the head of LDS Church of Christ (on 10th street) in Salt Lake City came up with. It's supposed to make the missionaries that go out and harrass high schoolers seem hip

Mormon1: C'mon guys lets go out and convert all those nonbelivers with our little minibibles!
Mormon2: Then we can come back here and drink lemonade and listen to yellow card!
ALl: J-j-j-j-J-UNhiT!

by pink banana April 19, 2005

PB&J

pussy breaker Jealous, after you have a long night with your girl and your girl have to go to the hospital because becuase you had sex for 3 hours or longer.

i had sex with my girl and now she is in the hospital way is that well because im a PB&J don't you wish you was one lol.

by Superman84 April 27, 2008

J-killa

Subject Of the poem "The Greatest" by Robert Riemer, J-killa got his name from his many feats of heroism and sexual mastery on the streets where he grew up (he is legally married to Kate upton). He has served as chief advisor under Abraham Lincoln and FDR, and is rumored to have written the Gettysburg address on a roll of toilet paper while he was taking a dump somewhere in Pennsylvania. His most astounding accomplishment, however, was undoubtedly his victory over Heavy Thway in a contest of length (j-killa's penis won by a margin of over 8 feet). In 2014, j-killa was preemptively elected in the presidential election of 2032.

"This is a great man. I love him."-- John Lennon

J-killa is a fucking boss

by Thaaaooo3 June 13, 2014