boss's day

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?

Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?

by NewClear October 11, 2012

Bonus Day

A day in a relationship where no *restrictions* apply.
The restrictions can be, but are not limited to, physical/emotional/verbal or multiple.

*Can also be used as Bonus with any part of the day*
eg. Bonus Night

NOTE:

Once a verbal agreement is made about a Bonus Day it cannot be taken back.

Firoza: I was so happy with Sid that i gave him six bonus days and six bonus nights

by UnavailabilityIsMyThing October 2, 2012

pi day

Everyone should eat pie on Pi day.

I eat pie on pi day.

by Primal Secret December 15, 2008

Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass

I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!

by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012

Slay day

National slay day is 24th of October. This is the day where you celebrate what you wanna slay. Slay slout. Slay soul sister. All of that.

"Did you hear that its slay day? "
" What's slay day? What?? Who?? When?? "
" Slay what you wanna slay! Slay anthem! Slay sister! "

by SOU HIYORI AT MCDONALD'S June 10, 2022

Sunny Days

Inside reference to when Shawn Michaels accused Bret Hart of having an affair with WWE Diva Sunny on live TV.

“Even though you’ve seen a lot of sunny days my friend.” - Shawn Michaels

by yikes546 April 9, 2022

Colman Day

When you dont do anything all day long and sit at your house all day and have a Colman Day.

When Tyler called Mike to chill, he said no because he wanted to have a Colman Day and sit at his house all day,play skyrim,suck on his nipple,and be Simards slampig

by slampig978 July 5, 2012