cheese candle

when one deficates in someone's gas tank in order to get revenge or as a prank.

hey man someone is about to cheese candle your car!

by thebeej45 March 15, 2014

Cheese Day

A day for celebrating all things cheese related.

Right fellow tax dodgers, tis cheese day. Let us celebrate this by going t'pub and partaking of t'apple.

by J'Pol October 26, 2004

Dick Cheese

the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast

me and the boys on our way to the group dick grating to make some epic dick cheese, bruh.

by epicpoop69 April 6, 2019

flap cheese

noun. A thick, cheese like, sebaceous sediment that gathers in the deep unwashed crevice found between the folds of an obese person's skin.

When are we going to make "Pick a Fold volume 8"? My Johnson-rod craves flap cheese.

by Harold Chimkowski August 29, 2006

new cheese

That exclusive shit. The latest fad, or the newest thing to hit the streets.

1. Did you hear that new Nas track? Yo that's the new cheese son!
2. Bermuda shorts and wedge heels are the new cheese for the ladies this summer.

by adedeezy 5000 July 25, 2006

Cheese Breeze

When a rather athletic fellow runs past you, and you smell their sweat as they run by.

In 1st period P.E, Tyler ran past me at full speed, and I experienced cheese breeze for the first time. It was terrible.

by FancyL February 2, 2015

W00t and Cheese

1. a magic phrase that makes impossible things work, like abrakadabra.

2. an expression of joy; huzzah

1. Sam: Yes god will come down say W00t and Cheese and suddenly the computer will work.

2. Alex: The Computer is working again
Sam: W00t and Cheese!!!

by Samantha Kwait September 15, 2005