Mai Ham is a very intelligent, talented, athletic, glamours, & positive person! Mai Ham likes to play around & that’s what makes Mai Ham Mai Ham. So if you have a friend like Mai Ham, keep them.
by niagtsovtom May 1, 2022
Get the Mai Hammug. this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
Get the don't get your ham in a twistmug. Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.
"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"
by d a r k September 15, 2021
Get the goat hammug. A person who is easily manipulated, offers very little resistance to what someone else wants to do, and bends over easily. A push-over, a sucƙer.
-Jonathan is such a ham! When they whipped out a YUGE cucumber, he immediately surrendered his ɓutthole and said: "I would love to pickle that for you."
-Wow. What a push-over. Fucƙin Jonatham!
-Wow. What a push-over. Fucƙin Jonatham!
by Twaddleneck McTwatflaps November 3, 2025
Get the hammug. by Leanie Meanie January 22, 2024
Get the Ma’am hammug. Once you’ve had this wombo combo you’ll go ham on anything.
Bro, I’m draggin ass today, I have to go and get a penta-ham if Im gonna make it.
Bro, I’m draggin ass today, I have to go and get a penta-ham if Im gonna make it.
by Caffeinated Owl May 4, 2021
Get the Penta-hammug.