dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)
by darkdial January 6, 2017
Get the Dark Dialmug. Man 1: My wife thought I was cheating on her in a dream last night
Man 2: Bummer you're in the dark house now dude
Man 2: Bummer you're in the dark house now dude
by angelicdemon115 January 21, 2023
Get the Dark Housemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Alone In THe Dark<.7.9.7.6.>mug. the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff
instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway
-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it
instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway
-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it
guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it
by mistercockmuncher June 6, 2021
Get the dark brown hydroflaskmug. by @blackboi813 July 8, 2022
Get the Dark Soulmug. by Interiorfix March 24, 2025
Get the dark-white chocolatemug. by Dark Creature September 21, 2020
Get the I'm a creature of the darkmug.